preheat broiler
spread 3/4 quarters of the chips on a baking sheet
sprinkle on half the shredded cheese
add beef or beans if using, you can heat these in advance if you want to
add the remaining cheese
broil until the cheese melts and the beef or beans (if using) are warm
meanwhile, split the jalapeño, remove the seeds, and cut a little sliver off for his mouth
when the cheese is melted remove from the oven
add your toppings such as lettuce(save some for Baby Yoda), tomatoes, olives, salsa
to make Baby Yoda: add more chips to one side of the pile of the nachos to form the robe/sack
add a layer of lettuce to the top of the nachos and spread evenly
add the guacamole in a rough circle, add the peppers as ears, olives for eyes, and a little sliver of pepper for his mouth
use a cookie scoop to add his cowl made of sour cream and sprinkle that with diced onions to form the sheepskin look
add more chips to round out his cowl
serve with any remaining chips
stand back because once kids see this there's a lot of screeching and photos being taken